I've just heard the news that reality has a liberal bias.
Now we all know that liberalism is synonymous with evil and ungodliness. So the solution to this problem is clear...
We must pass laws banning any mention of reality...also any blogs based on the real world or publications that mention it. Reality is no longer acceptable in America. It's our patriotic duty to separate ourselves completely from reality.
Just doing my part to clean up this country...I hope you're all with me on this. I know the Congress is already on board...they want nothing to do with reality.
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